nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Don't EVER smell your tampon
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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