Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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