i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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