I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize