Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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