Walk of Shame. In a state park.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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