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(207): View more from Maine

winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did

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(817): View more from Texas

Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka

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(817): View more from Texas

She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!

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(716): View more from New York

I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.

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