That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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