So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My underwear smells like fireworks.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
