I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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