do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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