I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I'm really busy with my period
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