so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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