Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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