covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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