Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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