Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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