Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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