The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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