Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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