I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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