i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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