Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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