I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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