All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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