you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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