he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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