After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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