My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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