So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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