ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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