he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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