I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
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