Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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