Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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