HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
