trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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