Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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