we're blogging at a bar
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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