Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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