Dual....:-)
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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