just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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