Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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