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(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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