I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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