Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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