FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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