I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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