Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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