He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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