Fuck appropriateness.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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