I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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