Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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