if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Randomize
