I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize