Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
