Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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