Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I need to sanitize my soul.
Randomize
