plz talk dirty to me
A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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