hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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