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I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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