Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
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